WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize