well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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