I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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