your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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