I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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