I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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