It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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