I hate all girls vehemently.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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