oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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