i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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