69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize
