That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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