I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
birth control should be required to get into college
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
