My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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