Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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