Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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