So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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