and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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