fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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