That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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