I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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