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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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