Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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