I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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