I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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