so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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