I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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