Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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