New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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