Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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