How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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