he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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