Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
