After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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