We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
dude. I can hear the air.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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