I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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