Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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