I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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