You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I wear drunk well.
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