yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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