I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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