Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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