Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
