i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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