my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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