If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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