I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No more Irish car bombs ever.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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