We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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