i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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