I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is it because I queefed?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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