fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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