I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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