The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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