My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
